JOKES

1.
Types of bra....
Poisonous BRA --- coBRA
Mathemetical BRA---- algeBRA
striped BRA---- zeBRA
strongestBRA---- vertiBRA
sunsignBRA---- liBRA
magical(invisible)BRA---aBRA ka daBRA
2.
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both caseS you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"
3.
Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. sadhu bola'' upay hota to main sadhu kyon hota.
4.
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho, Aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?"
5.
Before marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was... so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes .
Now after the marriage you can read it from below to top !!!! ;)
6.
INTERVIEWER : Tell me opposite of GOOD .
Sardar : BAD
Int : COME ??
Sdr : GO
Int : UGLY?
Sdr : PICHLLI
Int : U-G-L-Y ?
Sdr : PICHLLI
Int : SHUT UP
Sdr : KEEP TALKING
Int : GET OUT
Sdr : COME IN
Int : OH MY GOD
Sdr : OH YOUR DEVIL
Int : U R REJECTED
Sdr : I M SELECTEDBalle balle !!!